systlin:

I am a simple bisexual. I see a woman with a knife strapped to her upper thigh, and I go ‘hggghhkkkkk’

the-top-hat-anon:

bi-erica:

“Do you have any kinks?”

Hell yeah

nerasurana:

“For I have seen the throne of the gods and it was empty” is such a raw line, I can’t believe it was said by the worst dragon age villain

xgoldenlatiasx:

IM CRYINGFGSHSKDMDJDJFHRHD

denalifoxx-deactivated20220703:

this is THE funniest headline ive ever read

minipliny:

and a shoutout to the two Māori men who travelled to Vienna in 1859, got themselves apprenticed as printers (and incidentally became accomplished ballroom dancers), and finally had an audience with Franz Josef where they charmed him so much that he sent a printing press to New Zealand….which was promptly used from 1861 to print the newspaper of the Kingitanga anti-colonial movement.

morthils:

you realize that when people talk about fascists burning books they mean stuff like firsthand accounts of historical atrocities, or scientific research that supports civil rights, or minority religions’ holy texts and not like, your incest fanfiction, right?

viostormcaller:

tiny-slime:

ice-block:

chekplaysminecraft:

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

This kills me every single fucking time

showerthoughtsofficial:

The human body is a miracle in many ways. However, the inability to fall asleep due to anxiety of having to get up early in the morning must be one of its stupidest flaws.